{"title":"Practical Jokes","description":"\u003cp\u003eCheap, daft and mostly under a fiver. This is the part of the shop that has its best fortnight at the end of March.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe stock the classics: a self-inflating whoopee cushion, crazy string, a pack of eight fake mice, a fake turd, 99p water bombs and a jumbo novelty cigar. At the adult end there are the grow-a-girlfriend and grow-a-boyfriend tubs, a fake joint prop and a 5ft inflatable blow-up man. A few items are marked 18+ and are meant for stag and hen nights, so check the item before buying for a children's party bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHave a look at \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hen-party\"\u003ehen party\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/food-novelty\"\u003efood and novelty\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/weapons-props\"\u003eprops\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/accessories\"\u003eaccessories\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/decorations\"\u003edecorations\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder before 3pm Monday to Friday and it leaves us the same day. UK delivery is free over £30 and everything comes with 14 days to send it back.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"adhesive-toothbrush-moustache","title":"Adhesive Toothbrush Moustache","description":"\u003cp\u003eA small square black moustache in synthetic hair, sized to sit between the nostrils and the top lip.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is a narrow shape, which makes placement matter more than with a wide moustache, so line it up with a mirror before you press it down. The adhesive backing holds for an evening on clean skin but will not survive being repeatedly poked, and it does not stick well over stubble. Cheap enough to buy two if you are likely to lose one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eSelf-adhesive moustache\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size, cut to fit most adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA bowler hat and a black cane finish the silent-film look this is nearly always bought for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMaterials \u0026amp; care\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e100% Polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo not wash. Wipe clean with a damp cloth and let it dry fully before storing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore like this in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/beards-moustaches\"\u003ebeards \u0026amp; moustaches\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/food-novelty\"\u003efood \u0026amp; novelty\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/decades\"\u003edecades\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Widmann","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54479374811473,"sku":"FDC-0821A","price":1.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/adhesive-toothbrush-moustache.jpg?v=1785771948"},{"product_id":"novelty-slogan-visor-with-plush-hair","title":"Novelty Slogan Visor with Plush Hair","description":"\u003cp\u003eA red slogan visor with a curved peak and a swept blond plush fringe attached along the top edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe visor is open-crowned, so the plush hair does the work of covering your own and the fit adjusts on a strap at the back. It is a one-joke item and it lands quickly, which is the point of it. The plush fringe sits low over the forehead, so it can be warm and slightly in your eye line after a while.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eSlogan visor with attached plush hair\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size, cut to fit most adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWorks with a suit and an oversized tie, or with sunglasses if you would rather keep it light.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMaterials \u0026amp; care\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e100% Polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo not wash. Wipe clean with a damp cloth and let it dry fully before storing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore like this in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mens-costumes\"\u003emen's costumes\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/womens-costumes\"\u003ewomen's costumes\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hats-headwear\"\u003ehats \u0026amp; headwear\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/food-novelty\"\u003efood \u0026amp; novelty\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Widmann","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54479388901713,"sku":"FDC-11932","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/novelty-slogan-visor-with-plush-hair.jpg?v=1785775590"},{"product_id":"scottish-tam-hat-with-attached-hair","title":"Scottish Tam Hat with Attached Hair","description":"\u003cp\u003eA flat tartan tam hat with a length of ginger hair sewn in around the inside edge so it hangs below the brim.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHat and wig arrive as one piece, which saves fiddling with a separate wig cap and means it goes on in a second. The polyester hair is coarse and shiny rather than natural looking, so it is squarely a comedy piece for a rugby night or a Burns supper. It sits fairly loose, so a windy walk between pubs may need a hand on the crown.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eTam hat with attached hair\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size, cut to fit most adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGoes with a tartan sash or a kilt, and a ginger beard from our facial hair range takes it further.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMaterials \u0026amp; care\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e100% Polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo not wash. Wipe clean with a damp cloth and let it dry fully before storing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore like this in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mens-costumes\"\u003emen's costumes\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/womens-costumes\"\u003ewomen's costumes\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hats-headwear\"\u003ehats \u0026amp; headwear\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/food-novelty\"\u003efood \u0026amp; novelty\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Widmann","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54479388934481,"sku":"FDC-8424S","price":5.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/scottish-tam-hat-with-attached-hair.jpg?v=1785775591"},{"product_id":"chicken-hat","title":"Chicken Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eA soft white chicken hat with a red comb standing up along the crown, a yellow beak at the front and wattles hanging at the sides.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt pulls on like a hood and covers the ears, which is comfortable outdoors in October but warm in a busy pub. The plush is soft enough to squash into a bag and shake back out without losing the comb. It fits most adults and older children, and it does the whole joke on its own, so nothing else is needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eChicken hat\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size, cut to fit most adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWorks on its own, or with a yellow feather boa and a pair of orange tights for a full bird.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMaterials \u0026amp; care\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e100% Polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo not wash. Wipe clean with a damp cloth and let it dry fully before storing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore like this in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mens-costumes\"\u003emen's costumes\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/womens-costumes\"\u003ewomen's costumes\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/kids-costumes\"\u003ekids' costumes\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hats-headwear\"\u003ehats \u0026amp; headwear\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Widmann","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54479411020113,"sku":"FDC-8537K","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/chicken-hat.jpg?v=1785778776"},{"product_id":"novelty-student-glasses","title":"Novelty Student Glasses","description":"\u003cp\u003eA pair of thick-rimmed black plastic glasses with clear lenses and straight arms.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe frames are moulded in one piece with no hinges, so there is nothing to work loose but also no give across the temples. Clear lenses mean you can wear them all evening without losing track of the room, which is not true of tinted novelty pairs. They sit light on the nose and will slide if you are dancing, so push them up rather than expecting them to grip.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003ePair of glasses\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size, cut to fit most adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWorks with a knitted tank top, a bow tie or a side-parted wig for a full swot.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMaterials \u0026amp; care\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e100%pp\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo not wash. 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Nothing burns, nothing lights and nothing is inhaled — they are a prop, and that is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo fake cigarette props\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size, roughly the dimensions of a real cigarette.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA shortcut to a period look — twenties, forties, a fifties greaser or a seventies rock star. Useful for stage and film work where a real one is out of the question.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWipe clean with a damp cloth. Keep dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSee the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/weapons-props\"\u003eprops\u003c\/a\u003e, or the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/decades\"\u003e70s, 80s and 90s\u003c\/a\u003e range.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adult costume prop, sold for over-18s. Not a toy and not suitable for children. Non-functional — never attempt to light. Keep away from fire and all sources of ignition.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Smiffys","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54704315892049,"sku":"FDC-11047","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/fake-cigarettes-pack-of-2-1.jpg?v=1787854531"},{"product_id":"dictator-overhead-mask","title":"Dictator Overhead Mask","description":"\u003cp\u003eA full overhead mask moulded in flesh-toned latex, with a sculpted dictator face in the political-caricature style. It pulls on over the head and covers your own hair and neck, and the moulded detail still reads from across a room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eOverhead latex mask\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size, cut to fit most adult heads. Latex stretches, so ease it on from the chin upwards rather than dragging it down over your face. If you have long hair, pin it flat first or the back of the mask will sit proud of your neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep the rest plain and let the mask do the work. A dark suit or a military-style jacket is enough, and gloves help if you would rather your hands did not give the game away.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWipe the outside with a damp cloth and let it air dry away from radiators and sunlight. Dust the inside with a little talc before it goes away, and store it stuffed with tissue paper so the latex keeps its shape rather than folding and creasing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf this is the sort of thing you are after, have a look through the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/masks\"\u003emasks\u003c\/a\u003e, then pick up gloves and props from \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/accessories\"\u003eaccessories\u003c\/a\u003e to finish the outfit. It also sits comfortably in the wider \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/halloween\"\u003eHalloween\u003c\/a\u003e range.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e A full overhead mask cuts down what you can see and hear. Do not wear it near roads, naked flames or while driving, and take it off if you get too hot. Latex can irritate sensitive skin, and it is not suitable for children.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Smiffys","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705257480529,"sku":"FDC-40322","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/dictator-overhead-mask-1.jpg?v=1787854531"},{"product_id":"large-rubber-snake","title":"Large Rubber Snake","description":"\u003cp\u003eA big rubber snake with a proper scaled texture and lifelike colouring. It has enough weight to drape over a shoulder or coil on a table, which is where the cheaper plastic ones fall down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e1 x large rubber snake\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size. It is the large version in the range, sold as a single snake, and it is flexible enough to coil, hang or wrap around an arm. The supplier does not publish an exact length.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWrap it around the arm of a snake charmer or Cleopatra costume, or lay it across a jungle or Halloween table display. It also works loose in a prop basket.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWipe clean with a damp cloth and mild soap, then dry fully. Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from radiators, as heat makes rubber go sticky and misshapen. Store it loosely coiled rather than folded.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt fits right in with our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/halloween\"\u003eHalloween\u003c\/a\u003e range and the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/weapons-props\"\u003eweapons and props\u003c\/a\u003e. For the outfit around it, try \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/ancient-egypt\"\u003eancient Egypt\u003c\/a\u003e or our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animal-costumes\"\u003eanimal costumes\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e A prop, not a toy. Keep it away from children under three and from pets, who may chew it. Startling people with it is fine in fun, less so near anyone with a phobia or a heart condition.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bristol Novelty","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705275044177,"sku":"FDC-AK043","price":37.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/large-rubber-snake-1.jpg?v=1787854565"},{"product_id":"water-bombs-assorted-colours","title":"Water Bombs, Assorted Colours","description":"\u003cp\u003eA pack of small water balloons in bright assorted colours. Fill from the tap, tie, and that is the afternoon sorted — the sort of thing that costs pennies and keeps a garden full of children busy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003ePack of small water balloons in assorted bright colours\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size. The balloons are small, made to be filled to roughly the size of a plum rather than a football, so they burst on impact instead of bouncing. Do not overfill them or they will split as you tie.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFill a bucket of them in advance rather than one at a time at the tap, and set a boundary in the garden first. They also work as a summer party game with two teams and a target.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNothing to clean. Pick every burst piece of latex out of the grass afterwards and bin it. Keep the unused balloons somewhere cool and dry and use them within the season, as latex perishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is more of this sort of thing in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/accessories\"\u003eaccessories\u003c\/a\u003e and among the latest \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/new-in\"\u003enew in\u003c\/a\u003e lines, and plenty for the party itself in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/kids-costumes\"\u003ekids' costumes\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Uninflated and burst balloons are a choking hazard. Keep children under eight supervised and children under three away from them altogether. Throw at bodies, never at faces, and pick up every fragment afterwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bristol Novelty","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705291788625,"sku":"FDC-GJ506","price":0.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/water-bombs-assorted-colours-1.jpg?v=1787854620"},{"product_id":"5ft-inflatable-blow-up-man","title":"5ft Inflatable Blow Up Man","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn inflatable man that stands five feet tall once blown up — near enough life size, which is the whole joke. It packs down flat, so it travels to the party in a handbag and arrives as a full-size guest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eOne uninflated blow-up man, 5ft tall when inflated\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size. Five feet tall inflated and flat-packed until then. Inflate it by mouth or with a small hand pump; do not use a compressor or a car foot pump at full pressure, as the seams will go.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is funnier dressed than bare, so put a hat, a wig or a football shirt on it. Prop it in a chair or seatbelt it into a car seat rather than leaving it on the floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWipe it down with a damp cloth and a little mild soap, and let it dry completely before you deflate it. Let all the air out through the valve, fold it loosely instead of creasing it hard, and store it away from sharp edges and radiators.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt goes down well alongside the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hen-party\"\u003ehen party\u003c\/a\u003e bits, there is more air-filled nonsense in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/inflatable-costumes\"\u003einflatable costumes\u003c\/a\u003e, and plenty of props in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/accessories\"\u003eaccessories\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e A novelty item, not a swimming aid or a lifesaving device — never use it in water. Keep it away from naked flames, cigarettes and sharp objects. The valve plug is a small part, so keep it away from young children.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bristol Novelty","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705291919697,"sku":"FDC-SG011","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/5ft-inflatable-blow-up-man-1.jpg?v=1787854620"},{"product_id":"grow-a-girlfriend-novelty-gag","title":"Grow A Girlfriend Novelty Gag","description":"\u003cp\u003eA small compressed figure that swells to about six times its size once you drop it in water. It is a two-quid gag for a stag do or a Secret Santa, and the fun is mostly in watching it slowly get bigger over a day or two.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eOne grow-in-water figure\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size. It arrives small and hard, and takes a day or two fully submerged to reach its full size, so start it well before you want the punchline. It shrinks back down again as it dries out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse a clear glass or jar so people can see the growing happen, and top the water up as it goes. It works better left on a desk or a bar as a slow joke than handed over and forgotten.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it fully submerged in clean cold water while it grows, and change the water if it goes cloudy. To pack it away, let it dry out slowly at room temperature and it will shrink back. Do not put it in hot water, which will damage the material.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is more in the same spirit among our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hen-party\"\u003ehen party\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/accessories\"\u003eaccessories\u003c\/a\u003e lines, and party props aplenty in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/weapons-props\"\u003eweapons and props\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not edible, and it expands in water — keep it well away from children under three and from pets, as swallowing an item that swells is dangerous. Adult novelty, for over-18s. Do not put it in the mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bristol Novelty","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705291985233,"sku":"FDC-SG287","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/grow-a-girlfriend-novelty-gag-1.jpg?v=1787854620"},{"product_id":"fake-mice-pack-of-8","title":"Fake Mice, Pack of 8","description":"\u003cp\u003eEight small plastic mice with realistic detailing, sold in one pack. Scattered around a Halloween display or tucked into a witch's kitchen scene they do far more than the price suggests.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e8 x fake plastic mice\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size, and they are small enough to sit in the palm of your hand. Eight in a pack means you can spread them across a whole room rather than clustering them in one spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eTuck one or two half-hidden behind candles, in a cauldron or under the edge of a tablecloth. Half-seen is always creepier than lined up in a row.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWipe with a damp cloth and dry before storing. Keep them out of direct sunlight and away from heat, which can warp the plastic. Store them in a bag or tub so none go astray.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd them to the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/weapons-props\"\u003eprops\u003c\/a\u003e and our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/halloween\"\u003eHalloween\u003c\/a\u003e range, or use them alongside our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/witch-costumes\"\u003ewitch costumes\u003c\/a\u003e for the full kitchen scene.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Small parts and a choking hazard, so not suitable for children under three. Keep them away from cats and dogs, who will happily chew and swallow them.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bristol Novelty","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705300898129,"sku":"FDC-AK034","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/fake-mice-pack-of-8-1.jpg?v=1787854649"},{"product_id":"jumbo-novelty-cigar","title":"Jumbo Novelty Cigar","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn oversized fake cigar, detailed enough to read properly from a distance but obviously a prop up close. It comes in its own display box and finishes a gangster, wartime prime minister or Wild West outfit for very little.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eOne jumbo novelty cigar in a display box\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size, and deliberately outsized rather than realistic scale — that is the point of it. The supplier does not publish a length, so if you need an exact measurement for a stage production, ask us and we will check one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eHold it between two fingers rather than clenching it in your teeth, and wear a pinstripe suit and a fedora, or a bow tie and a homburg for the Churchill version.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWipe it with a dry cloth only. Keep it away from water and damp, or the covering will soften and lift. Store it flat in its box so it does not bend or lose its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere are more props in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/weapons-props\"\u003eweapons and props\u003c\/a\u003e, hats to go with it in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hats-headwear\"\u003ehats and headwear\u003c\/a\u003e, and period outfits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/decades\"\u003edecades\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e A prop only. It does not light and must never be lit, smoked or put in the mouth. Not edible, and it contains small parts, so it is not suitable for children under three.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bristol Novelty","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705301291345,"sku":"FDC-GJ290","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/jumbo-novelty-cigar-1.jpg?v=1787854674"},{"product_id":"self-inflating-whoopee-cushion","title":"Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushion","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe classic whoopee cushion, in the self-inflating sort, so you do not have to blow it up between goes. Bright retro colours and made to take being sat on more than once.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e1 x self-inflating whoopee cushion\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size, roughly the size of a side plate, which is small enough to hide under a cushion or a newspaper. Colour is sent at random from yellow and red.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt works best hidden, not held. Tuck it well under a loose cushion so the shape does not give it away, and let the seat do the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWipe with a damp cloth and let it dry fully before putting it away. Keep it away from radiators and sharp objects, and store it flat rather than folded so the rubber does not crease and split.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is a shelf of similar nonsense in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/accessories\"\u003eaccessories\u003c\/a\u003e, along with \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/food-novelty\"\u003efood and novelty\u003c\/a\u003e gags and bits and bobs in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/weapons-props\"\u003eprops\u003c\/a\u003e if you are filling a party bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not for children under three. Keep it away from mouths, as a punctured or torn piece is a choking hazard, and do not place it on a chair someone may sit on heavily or unexpectedly, such as an elderly person.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bristol Novelty","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705316331857,"sku":"FDC-GJ505","price":3.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/self-inflating-whoopee-cushion-1.jpg?v=1787848945"},{"product_id":"grow-a-boyfriend-novelty-toy","title":"Grow a Boyfriend Novelty Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003eA small figure that swells to around six times its size when you leave it in water. It is a joke gift rather than a costume piece, and it does exactly what the name says.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e1 x grow-a-boyfriend figure\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size. It arrives small enough to sit in a party bag and needs a bowl or jug of water it can grow into, so give it room. It shrinks back down again as it dries out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBest used as a hen night or Secret Santa gift rather than something worn. Start it off the night before if you want the full size ready for the party.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse cold or lukewarm tap water and change the water if it goes cloudy. Let it dry out slowly at room temperature to shrink it back, and keep it away from radiators and direct sunlight, which will crack it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere are more joke gifts of this sort in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/accessories\"\u003eaccessories\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/food-novelty\"\u003efood and novelty\u003c\/a\u003e, and a good few hen night bits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hen-party\"\u003ehen party\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not a toy for children. Water-expanding items are dangerous if swallowed, as they carry on growing inside the body, so keep it away from young children and pets and do not put it in your mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bristol Novelty","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705316397393,"sku":"FDC-SG288","price":2.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/grow-a-boyfriend-novelty-toy-1.jpg?v=1787848945"},{"product_id":"fake-joint-novelty-prop","title":"Fake Joint Novelty Prop","description":"\u003cp\u003eA convincing-looking fake joint for a costume, with nothing in it and nothing to light. It is a prop for a hippie or festival outfit, and it does not smoke or burn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e1 x fake joint prop\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size, made to the proportions of the real thing so it looks right in the hand or tucked behind an ear. There is only the one, so buy a couple if it is going round a group.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt suits a 1960s or 1970s look: a tie-dye top, round sunglasses and a long wig. Tucked behind the ear it reads better in photos than held.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it dry and store it flat so the paper does not crush or unroll. Wipe gently with a dry cloth only; water will soften and mark the paper. Do not attempt to light it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt fits with the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/decades\"\u003edecades\u003c\/a\u003e range and the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/festival-rave\"\u003efestival and rave\u003c\/a\u003e pieces, with wigs to match in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/wigs\"\u003ewigs\u003c\/a\u003e and shades in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glasses-eyewear\"\u003eglasses and eyewear\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e A non-smoking costume prop only. It is not for putting in the mouth or lighting, and it should be kept away from children, who could mistake it for the real thing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bristol Novelty","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705316430161,"sku":"FDC-GJ421","price":2.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/fake-joint-novelty-prop-1.jpg?v=1787849000"},{"product_id":"big-ears-on-a-headband","title":"Big Ears on a Headband","description":"\u003cp\u003eA pair of oversized, realistic-looking ears fixed to a plain black headband. It is one of those props that gets a laugh on its own, with no costume needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e1 x black headband with two oversized ears attached\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size on a sturdy headband that fits both adults and children. The band has enough spring to sit securely on most heads; push it back behind the ears so the weight of the props does not tip it forward.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt works best with an otherwise straight outfit, a shirt and tie say, because the contrast is the joke. Slide the band under a fringe to hide it and let the ears do the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSponge the ears with a barely damp cloth and let them air dry. Do not soak them or machine wash. Store the headband on its side rather than under anything heavy so the ears keep their shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou will find similar quick disguises in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hats-headwear\"\u003ehats and headwear\u003c\/a\u003e and the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/accessories\"\u003eaccessories\u003c\/a\u003e, with more comic character bits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/masks\"\u003emasks\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not for children under three, as any small part that works loose is a choking hazard. Check the band is not pinching on a child before a long wear, and keep it away from open flames.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bristol Novelty","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705316495697,"sku":"FDC-MD217","price":6.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/big-ears-on-a-headband-1.jpg?v=1787849000"},{"product_id":"bubbles-with-wand-70ml","title":"Bubbles with Wand, 70ml","description":"\u003cp\u003eA 70ml bottle of bubble mixture with the wand in the lid. Nothing to make up or mix, and the bottle is small enough for a party bag or a pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 x 70ml bottle of bubble solution\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 x bubble wand in the lid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size: a 70ml bottle, roughly the height of a thumb. Bottle colours are assorted and picked at random, so we cannot promise a particular one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA pack of these is easiest as a party favour, one per child. They also work as a stage prop for a fairy or clown outfit, where a stream of bubbles reads well in photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep the lid on when it is not in use, or the solution evaporates and the bubbles stop forming. Store upright and away from heat. If it spills on fabric, rinse the spot with cold water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eHandy alongside our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/accessories\"\u003eaccessories\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/food-novelty\"\u003efood and novelty\u003c\/a\u003e bits for party bags, or with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/fairytale-princess\"\u003efairy and princess\u003c\/a\u003e outfit if you want a prop that moves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not for children under three. The solution is not for drinking, and it stings if it gets in the eyes; rinse with clean water if it does. Bubbles make floors slippery, so avoid blowing them indoors on hard flooring.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bristol Novelty","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705324097873,"sku":"FDC-GJ503","price":0.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/bubbles-with-wand-70ml-1.jpg?v=1787849000"},{"product_id":"crazy-string-200ml-can","title":"Crazy String, 200ml Can","description":"\u003cp\u003eA 200ml can of party string that sprays out in a long coloured ribbon. One can goes a fair way, and it comes in bright colours sent at random.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e1 x 200ml aerosol can of party string\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size: a 200ml aerosol can that fits in one hand. Colour is assorted, so if you want a matched set for a group photo, buy them together and expect a mix.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSave it for the end of the night rather than the start, as it lands on clothes and hair. Outdoors or over a hard floor is best, since it lifts off far more easily than it does off carpet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eStore the can upright, below 50C, and away from radiators and direct sun. Do not pierce or burn it, even when empty. If string lands on fabric, let it dry, then peel it away rather than rubbing it in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eStock up alongside our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/festival-rave\"\u003efestival and rave\u003c\/a\u003e bits, or have a look at \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/accessories\"\u003eaccessories\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/food-novelty\"\u003efood and novelty\u003c\/a\u003e for the other joke-shop staples.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pressurised and flammable. Do not spray near naked flames, candles, cigarettes or hot surfaces, and never spray at anyone's face, eyes or hair. Adult supervision for children, and dispose of the empty can with aerosol recycling.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bristol Novelty","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705324327249,"sku":"FDC-GJ086","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/crazy-string-200ml-can-1.jpg?v=1787849038"},{"product_id":"fake-turd-toilet-joke-prop","title":"Fake Turd Toilet Joke Prop","description":"\u003cp\u003eA fake turd, moulded and coloured to look far too much like the real thing, meant for leaving on a toilet seat. It is light, reusable and does not smell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e1 x fake turd prop\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size, roughly palm-sized, which is about right to sit convincingly on a toilet seat or a bathroom floor. There is one in the pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlacement is the whole trick. A toilet seat or a bathroom floor works; a plate or a bed reads as obviously fake. Set it slightly off-centre and leave the light on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWipe with a damp cloth and dry it before storing. Do not soak it or put it through the wash. Keep it away from radiators and direct sun, as heat softens the moulding and can warp the shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt belongs with the other joke-shop staples in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/accessories\"\u003eaccessories\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/food-novelty\"\u003efood and novelty\u003c\/a\u003e, and there is more in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/weapons-props\"\u003eprops\u003c\/a\u003e if you are putting a prank kit together.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not for children under three, as it is a choking hazard. Do not put it in a real toilet bowl or a drain, as it will block them, and think about who you are playing the joke on before you leave it out.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bristol Novelty","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705330356561,"sku":"FDC-GJ440","price":2.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/fake-turd-toilet-joke-prop-1.jpg?v=1787849071"},{"product_id":"clown-squeeze-horn","title":"Clown Squeeze Horn","description":"\u003cp\u003eA classic squeeze-bulb horn with a shiny metal bell, which gives a proper honk every time rather than a wheeze. The supplier lists it for adults and children alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e1 x clown horn with squeeze bulb\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size, handheld. The bulb is sized for an adult grip, though a child can work it with two hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFinish a clown look with a red nose and oversized shoes. Hook the horn on a belt loop so it is always to hand rather than left on a table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWipe the metal bell dry after use so it does not tarnish, and keep water out of the bulb. Store it where the bulb will not be squashed flat, as it needs its shape to make the noise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt belongs with the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/clown-costumes\"\u003eclown costumes\u003c\/a\u003e and turns up across \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/weapons-props\"\u003eprops\u003c\/a\u003e. For a smaller pair of hands, try \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/kids-costumes\"\u003ekids' costumes\u003c\/a\u003e, or pick the finishing bits from \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/accessories\"\u003eaccessories\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e It is loud. Do not honk it near anyone's ear, particularly a child's or a baby's. Parts may work loose with heavy use, so supervise young children with it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bristol Novelty","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705372463441,"sku":"FDC-BA282","price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/clown-squeeze-horn-1.jpg?v=1787849188"},{"product_id":"eccentric-artist-mask-with-moustache","title":"Eccentric Artist Mask with Moustache","description":"\u003cp\u003eA moulded face mask of the wild-eyed artist type, with sculpted brows and a long curled moustache. It is light for its size and needs no make-up or fixing to work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eOne moulded artist mask with sculpted moustache\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size, made for adults. An elastic strap at the back holds it in place and will stretch to fit most adult heads.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA black cape or a smock and a paintbrush is enough to sell it. Keep the rest plain so the moustache stays the focus.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWipe the inner face with a damp cloth after use and let it dry before putting it away. Keep it out of direct heat and store it face up so the moustache is not crushed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eHave a look at the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/masks\"\u003emasks\u003c\/a\u003e, or at \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/beards-moustaches\"\u003ebeards and moustaches\u003c\/a\u003e if you would rather build the face yourself. More odds and ends are in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/accessories\"\u003eaccessories\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vision and hearing are reduced while it is on, so take care on stairs and near roads, and do not drive in it. Keep away from open flames. Not suitable for young children.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bristol Novelty","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705372528977,"sku":"FDC-PM181","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/eccentric-artist-mask-with-moustache-1.jpg?v=1787849188"},{"product_id":"president-latex-overhead-mask","title":"President Latex Overhead Mask","description":"\u003cp\u003eA full overhead latex mask of an American president, with sculpted features and moulded blonde hair. It is a satirical novelty piece and it gets a reaction the moment you walk in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eFull overhead latex mask\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size for adults. It pulls on over the whole head and the latex stretches, though a larger head or thick hair makes it a tighter fit. Flatten long hair first so the moulded shape sits properly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA dark suit, a white shirt and a long red tie is all it needs. Keep everything else plain, because the mask is the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWipe the inside out with a damp cloth and let it dry fully before storing. Keep it stuffed with tissue, away from sunlight and radiators, so the latex does not perish or take a crease.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is plenty more in the same spirit across \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/masks\"\u003emasks\u003c\/a\u003e, and it is a regular seller at \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/halloween\"\u003eHalloween\u003c\/a\u003e. 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