{"product_id":"fake-turd-toilet-joke-prop","title":"Fake Turd Toilet Joke Prop","description":"\u003cp\u003eA fake turd, moulded and coloured to look far too much like the real thing, meant for leaving on a toilet seat. It is light, reusable and does not smell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e1 x fake turd prop\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size, roughly palm-sized, which is about right to sit convincingly on a toilet seat or a bathroom floor. There is one in the pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlacement is the whole trick. A toilet seat or a bathroom floor works; a plate or a bed reads as obviously fake. Set it slightly off-centre and leave the light on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWipe with a damp cloth and dry it before storing. Do not soak it or put it through the wash. Keep it away from radiators and direct sun, as heat softens the moulding and can warp the shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt belongs with the other joke-shop staples in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/accessories\"\u003eaccessories\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/food-novelty\"\u003efood and novelty\u003c\/a\u003e, and there is more in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/weapons-props\"\u003eprops\u003c\/a\u003e if you are putting a prank kit together.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not for children under three, as it is a choking hazard. Do not put it in a real toilet bowl or a drain, as it will block them, and think about who you are playing the joke on before you leave it out.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bristol Novelty","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705330356561,"sku":"FDC-GJ440","price":2.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/fake-turd-toilet-joke-prop-1.jpg?v=1787849071","url":"https:\/\/fancydressclub.co.uk\/products\/fake-turd-toilet-joke-prop","provider":"Fancy Dress Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}