{"product_id":"grow-a-girlfriend-novelty-gag","title":"Grow A Girlfriend Novelty Gag","description":"\u003cp\u003eA small compressed figure that swells to about six times its size once you drop it in water. It is a two-quid gag for a stag do or a Secret Santa, and the fun is mostly in watching it slowly get bigger over a day or two.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eOne grow-in-water figure\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size. It arrives small and hard, and takes a day or two fully submerged to reach its full size, so start it well before you want the punchline. It shrinks back down again as it dries out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyling it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse a clear glass or jar so people can see the growing happen, and top the water up as it goes. It works better left on a desk or a bar as a slow joke than handed over and forgotten.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it fully submerged in clean cold water while it grows, and change the water if it goes cloudy. To pack it away, let it dry out slowly at room temperature and it will shrink back. Do not put it in hot water, which will damage the material.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore like this\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is more in the same spirit among our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hen-party\"\u003ehen party\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/accessories\"\u003eaccessories\u003c\/a\u003e lines, and party props aplenty in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/weapons-props\"\u003eweapons and props\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fdc-safety\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not edible, and it expands in water — keep it well away from children under three and from pets, as swallowing an item that swells is dangerous. Adult novelty, for over-18s. Do not put it in the mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bristol Novelty","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54705291985233,"sku":"FDC-SG287","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1067\/1279\/3425\/files\/grow-a-girlfriend-novelty-gag-1.jpg?v=1787854620","url":"https:\/\/fancydressclub.co.uk\/products\/grow-a-girlfriend-novelty-gag","provider":"Fancy Dress Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}