Fake Turd Toilet Joke Prop

A fake turd, moulded and coloured to look far too much like the real thing, meant for leaving on a toilet seat. It is light, reusable and does not smell.

What's in the pack

• 1 x fake turd prop

Sizing & fit

One size, roughly palm-sized, which is about right to sit convincingly on a toilet seat or a bathroom floor. There is one in the pack.

Styling it

Placement is the whole trick. A toilet seat or a bathroom floor works; a plate or a bed reads as obviously fake. Set it slightly off-centre and leave the light on.

Care

Wipe with a damp cloth and dry it before storing. Do not soak it or put it through the wash. Keep it away from radiators and direct sun, as heat softens the moulding and can warp the shape.

More like this

It belongs with the other joke-shop staples in accessories and food and novelty, and there is more in props if you are putting a prank kit together.

Safety: Not for children under three, as it is a choking hazard. Do not put it in a real toilet bowl or a drain, as it will block them, and think about who you are playing the joke on before you leave it out.

• 1 x fake turd prop

Placement is the whole trick. A toilet seat or a bathroom floor works; a plate or a bed reads as obviously fake. Set it slightly off-centre and leave the light on.

Not for children under three, as it is a choking hazard. Do not put it in a real toilet bowl or a drain, as it will block them, and think about who you are playing the joke on before you leave it out.